Begs
Trump Begs People to Keep Liking Him as His Global Popularity Tanks
Since the campaign trail, Donald Trump has pledged that he would utilize ICE to target the “worst of the worst” and oust violent criminals from the country. But federal...
Trump Begs GOP Billionaire to Bring Back the Movie Rush Hour
Trump has already sent aircraft carriers to the Caribbean Sea, part of a deployment of dozens of warships, as well as 15,000 troops, to the region. The administration has...
MAGA Governor Begs Trump to Do a Fascist Takeover in His State
After sending his state’s National Guard troops to help garden in Washington D.C., Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry is now begging President Donald Trump to deploy more soldiers in his...
ICE Begs Supreme Court for Right to Racially Profile Immigrants
“Right, and then the importer can pass it on or not.” Not only is Bessent doing everything in his power to avoid the truth of the situation—U.S. importers foot the...
Trump Desperately Begs Japan for His Weirdest Trade Deal Yet
Even the Iranians are surprised by how little damage Donald Trump’s bombs apparently did.An intercepted communication between Iranian officials indicated that the nuclear facility airstrike had not achieved the...
Right-Wing Canadian Candidate Begs Trump to Stop Posting Weird Things
Trump’s whiplash tariff proposals turned the stock market—and Americans’ retirement savings—into a rollercoaster of losses. Still, Trump’s base is weathering the storm. The falling numbers are not stemming from...
Former Tiger King Star Joe Exotic Begs Trump for Pardon After Seven Years in Prison for Murder-for-Hire Plot!
Joe Exotic, the former star of Tiger King, has sent a letter to Donald Trump asking for a pardon. The 61-year-old, whose real name is Joseph Allen Maldonado, has...
